[Mr. Tinkles is finally in the Caravan, but his mood hasn't changed much from when he first arrived. And now he finds out he has to share a room with someone?!]

Who is this Dick Simmons and what do I have to do to get my own room around here? I don't want to share my personal space with a stranger from who knows where. What if he smells like a ( Read more... )

[Birds and whwatnot can be heard in the background, including the occasional chilling howl. The person mutters a few words under their breath before finally speaking.]

Hello? Is anyone there? I'd like to know why I've been dumped like a piece of garbage out in the middle of the woods. This is not the place for a sophisticated felin- er, human such ( Read more... )